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🤟 know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I 😊 were a liberal, if, like, 🧡 OK, if I 😀 ran as a
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1️⃣night I was playing at our University gym🏋️♂️, 🔥warming up🔥 on a side court waiting to get into the
DO NOT ORDER AMONG US HAPPY MEAL FROM MCDONALDS AT 3 AM!! (OMG IMPOSTOR CAME TO OUR HOUSE)
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My daughter👩🏼 has pointed 👉🏻 out to me ‼️that one 1️⃣of you LIBERALS 🐴added ➕me to this HATE 🚫🤬group,,,. My generation 💯is the one☝🏻 that brought america 🇺🇸up ⬆️from the rubble🗑!!! You lazy 👎🏻millenials only know 🧠how to selfie📱!!‼️
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In the Gotham City of 2019's Joker, Arthur is an aspiring comedian, working menial jobs, while relying on the city's
Who 🤔 will be 🏴☠️ the Pirate King? 🤴
Wealth...💰fame... ⭐️ power... 🔌 The world 🌍had it all 💯 won 🏆by ☝️ one 🕺 man: The Pirate 🏴☠️ King🤴 Gol D. Roger 🥇At his
who's 😂🤔 up 🔺 ☝😍 playing ♀ ▶ with 👏 👏💘 👏 they 👩 👥 👥 worm? 🐍🐍 🐍🐍
In the fourth book of Frank Herbert's "Dune" series, God Emperor of Dune, a plot device is used that effectively,
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Johnathan Franzen's new novel Crossroads tells the story of the family of Russ Hildebrandt, the associate pastor of a liberal
I 🙋☝ would 😩 never ✖🚫 die for 😶 my 🅰 beliefs because 🤓 I might 🅱🅱 be wrong. 😪🚷
The subject of this piece is not Bertrand Russell, despite the title, but about what he might think of popular