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Sep
23
🍝😏spaghettiOs

🍝😏spaghettiOs

If I 🙋‍♂️ put spaghetti 🍝 up ⬆️ my urethra 🍆 🕳💦 how much hot 🔥 piss 💦 do I need to push out 😣😤🤤 before that long
3 min read
Aug
23
IM DELETING YOU, SOCIETY!😭👋

IM DELETING YOU, SOCIETY!😭👋

IM DELETING YOU, SOCIETY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Societies are irreplaceable 💖I could never
4 min read
Jul
29
Bewildering Social Convulsions

Bewildering Social Convulsions

Of the Labor Movement in the United States, Friedrich Engels wrote, "That the laboring masses should feel their community of
4 min read
Jun
24
The Chickenshit Club

The Chickenshit Club

“Today’s Department of Justice has lost the will and indeed the ability to go after the highest-ranking corporate wrongdoers.
10 min read
Jun
05

Contracommunist Uskoreniye

In 1996, Mikhail Gorbachev, the Soviet president and Communist Party general secretary until 1991, ran for president of the Russian
6 min read
Jun
04

“What does your sorrow do while you sleep? -It’s awake and waiting. And when it loses patience, it wakes me up.”

The Bridge on the Drina by the Yugoslav writer Ivo Andrić is a story about many things, conquest by empires
8 min read
May
31

"A thousand years of suffering in our veins"

In Five Billion Vodka Bottles to the Moon: Tales of a Soviet Scientist a one-time Soviet chief space official, Iosif
9 min read
May
28

“Quantity has a quality all its own.”

In popular media, "Harvard" is cultural shorthand for an elite institution, a place where genius congregates, and if its a
5 min read
May
22

Abstract dogma

Mao once wrote, "To let things slide for the sake of peace and friendship when a person has clearly gone
5 min read
May
20

🚨AWOOOOGA🚨AWOOOOGA🚨!!!! (or Confessions of a Foley Artist)

(Jaw drops 😲 to the floor 😱. Eyes pop out 😵. Sound effect 📣 of, "🚨 AWOOOOGA 🚨 AWOOOOGA 🚨!!!!" Places eyes 😶 and jaw 👅 back in place
6 min read