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May
01

party in the CIA 2 🀬🀣😞πŸ˜ͺπŸšπŸπŸš”πŸššπŸš”πŸ›ΊπŸš²

I 😳movedπŸ˜† out πŸ˜›to 😍Langley 🀨recently😜 With 😎a πŸ˜€plain 😁and πŸ˜‚simple πŸ˜„dream😘 Wanna πŸ˜›infiltrate πŸ˜—some 😑third-world πŸ₯Άplace😳 And 😰topple 😱their
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Apr
11

The garbage πŸ—‘ πŸ—‘-can shit πŸ’© πŸ’©-fest Disney tried πŸ‘‹ to ✌ pedal as πŸ• the final movie 🎬🎬🎬 🎬, "Recess Taking πŸ’Ž the Fifth Grade," 🏫🏫 may πŸ’―πŸ» have πŸ‘ 🈢🈢🈢 🈢🈢🈢 sent me πŸ€“ into πŸ€”πŸ“₯ a πŸ‘πŸ¦† spiraling depression πŸ˜“πŸ˜‚ had 😿 I πŸ‘πŸ˜Ž actually finished πŸ”šπŸ˜‚ the πŸ“ˆ movie πŸŽ₯ 🎬 🎬.

While ⏳ the β™€πŸŒ« internet πŸŒπŸ‘‰ 🌐 🌐 reception πŸ“ΆπŸ“Ά πŸ“ΆπŸ“Ά πŸ“Ά of πŸ‘πŸ˜’ this πŸ’¦πŸ™… ⬆ ⬆ movie πŸŽ₯ 🎬 🎬 is πŸ˜‚πŸšŸ 🈢 🈢 fairly kind πŸ™ it ♀ is πŸ’¦ 🈢 🈢 the πŸ“‰ worst πŸ¦ƒπŸ‘ 😑 😑 fucking πŸ†πŸ˜‘ πŸ–• πŸ–• derivative heap of πŸŒΎπŸ’¦ trash πŸ—‘πŸ—‘ πŸ—‘ I
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Apr
01

Look, πŸ‘ having 🈢 nuclear ☒☒☒ β€” my πŸ˜€ uncle was a great πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ professor πŸ‘©β€πŸ« and πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬ and engineer, πŸ‘©β€πŸ”¬ Dr. John Trump at MIT; good πŸ†— genes, very good πŸ“ˆ genes, OK, very smart, 🧠 the Wharton School 🏫🍎 of Finance, very good, πŸŒŸπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ€žπŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™… very smart 🧠🧠🧠 β€”

🀟 know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I 😊 were a liberal, if, like, 🧑 OK, if I πŸ˜€ ran as a
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Jan
14

Last β˜”οΈπŸŒΉπŸŒ·πŸ’springπŸ’πŸŒ·πŸŒΉβ˜”οΈ , I was just a smallπŸ‘Ž freshman at the University of Pittsburgh. In addition to being a huge football 🏈🏈🏈 fan, I am also a β€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ’›HUGEπŸ’šπŸ’™πŸ’œfan of πŸ”₯πŸ‘ŒπŸ€, playing ⛹️‍♂️and watchingπŸ‘€πŸ‘… the game.

1️⃣night I was playing at our University gymπŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ, πŸ”₯warming upπŸ”₯ on a side court waiting to get into the
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Dec
28

DO NOT ORDER AMONG US HAPPY MEAL FROM MCDONALDS AT 3 AM!! (OMG IMPOSTOR CAME TO OUR HOUSE)

yo what is up you guys😳right now were at mcdonalds 🍟and it is currently 3 in the morning β°πŸ˜ˆπŸ‘ΊπŸ‘ΉπŸ‘ΏπŸ€‘πŸ‘»πŸ’€β˜ οΈπŸ‘½πŸ’© and
8 min read
Dec
24

My daughterπŸ‘©πŸΌ has pointed πŸ‘‰πŸ» out to me ‼️that one 1️⃣of you LIBERALS 🐴added βž•me to this HATE 🚫🀬group,,,. My generation πŸ’―is the one☝🏻 that brought america πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έup ⬆️from the rubbleπŸ—‘!!! You lazy πŸ‘ŽπŸ»millenials only know 🧠how to selfieπŸ“±!!‼️

You want to kill πŸ”ͺbabies πŸ‘ΆπŸ»and let the ILLEGALS πŸ‘©πŸ½β€πŸŒΎπŸš«take over OUR LANDβŒπŸ†˜. get off your cellphonesπŸ“΅ and stop spending
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Dec
18

What if 🧐🧐 we 😳🀭 wore πŸ‘”πŸ‘– clown 🀑 makeup πŸ’„ and kissed 😘 πŸ’‹πŸ˜³ on the πŸ˜‹πŸ€© stairs πŸ’―πŸ€ͺ the joker 🀑 πŸƒ danced πŸ’ƒπŸ»πŸ•ΊπŸ» onπŸ’‘πŸ‘©β€β€οΈβ€πŸ’‹β€πŸ‘©πŸ’πŸ‘¨β€β€οΈβ€πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¬πŸ‘­πŸ‘«πŸŽˆπŸ€‘πŸ˜˜

In the Gotham City of 2019's Joker, Arthur is an aspiring comedian, working menial jobs, while relying on the city's
4 min read
Nov
27

Who πŸ€” will be πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ the Pirate King? 🀴

Wealth...πŸ’°fame... ⭐️ power... πŸ”Œ The world 🌍had it all πŸ’― won πŸ†by ☝️ one πŸ•Ί man: The Pirate πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ King🀴 Gol D. Roger πŸ₯‡At his
5 min read
Nov
21

who's πŸ˜‚πŸ€” up πŸ”Ί ☝😍 playing ♀ β–Ά with πŸ‘ πŸ‘πŸ’˜ πŸ‘ they πŸ‘© πŸ‘₯ πŸ‘₯ worm? 🐍🐍 🐍🐍

In the fourth book of Frank Herbert's "Dune" series, God Emperor of Dune, a plot device is used that effectively,
12 min read
Nov
18

HoldπŸ–πŸ½ my🐻 liquor🍾

Bitch🀑 I'm🐻 back⬅️ outπŸšͺ my coma😴 Waking😯 up⬆️ on your sofaπŸ›‹ When⏲ I🐻 parkπŸ• my Range RoverπŸš— SlightlyπŸ‘Œ scratchπŸ”ͺ your
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